The Opposite of ‘Irresistible’
Oh Jessica Simpson,
Don’t you understand? Don’t you get who you are? You’re kinda washed up, sweetie. Aint no body excited about you these days.
What I was excited about? This FAB oversized clutch for Fall.
But what’s that? That squiggly design on the front…Oh geez, it’s your name. Now I can’t buy it. Maybe if it was 1998 and you had a career and carrying your name around wouldn’t be embarrassing. But it’s not, and it’s not and it is.
FYI – you’d probably make more money without your name on things. I’m just saying.
Sincerely,
I hope you and Nick can still work things out…It’s not too late!