Marc Jacobs Purse
Price: Unknown
Website: Marc Jacobs Siri
Website Description:
12. Siri
# C301096
14” x 9” x 7.5”
35.5 cm x 23 cm x 19 cm
It comes in a variety of colors. Unforunately.
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(*I have been dying sick [okay, a tad dramatic, but], therefore there has been no posting in forever. And that forever has seemed like forever, too. I’m still sick, but have full capabilities of a human once more, sooo here we gooo.)
Okay, call me Simon Cowell, but this purse is the ugliest, most unbearable thing I think I have ever seen. It looks like part of my grandma’s sweater she wears at…okay, my grandma wouldn’t even wear this. It looks like little tassels from a high school graduation. Did Marc Jacobs get a little excited for the end of the school year?
It’s disgusting. The color is even worse. There is not even one color pattern that I agree with in the whole collection. The whole collection is terrible except for one purse, and it’s not even that wonderful of a purse that I’d like to show it. No, I’d rather show this ugly thing to your eyes instead.
The little holes look like a shower head and that it’s gonna spray water at me (to see how to correctly use holes in purses, see my Louis Vuitton post here) or what ice looks like after you throw salt on it. I hate what the ice looks like after the salt because it gives me the creeps. The tassels could also be drapes for my grandma’s living room window. Of course, I’d bring one of my cats over to destroy it for everyone’s favor.
The color is not spring appropriate. Spring transitions us into summer and if this is what my spring looks like, I do not want summer to come at all. Sign me up for the fall semester right now because I do NOT want to see it.
The strap looks cheap, generic, and from Target. Except Target would do a better job than this. In fact, I bought a purse from Kohl’s once that had almost the exact same strap.
Go to Kohl’s instead of buying this. Please. I’ll give you a dollar, even. A whole dollar.