Livin’ on the edge…a Fergie, Shakira, and Leona Lewis collaboration
Vampires are out, vixens are in.
Among the original gangster’s latest roles, Angelina Jolie has taken on a new character—that of humanitarian and mom. She’s come a long way since the days of Billy Bob’s blood and psychiatric wards. Yet young Hollywood tends to construe romanticized versions of even their own internal celebrity icons. To say that modern day bombshell Megan Fox isn’t one of Jolie’s current followers is as ludicrous as denying Octomom’s Angelinaplasty, complete with overgrown onyx hair and lips more blown up than a moon bounce.
This recycled profile is proof that vixen will always be vogue even when New Moon is out of theaters and the Twilight saga has returned to the grave (oops, wrong frightening phantom). Every cinematic trend meets its doomsday, and if garlic could ward off this crazy cult-like film sooner, I’d grow and roast the cloves myself.
I was always more into movie costumes anyway. At the very least, we’ve extracted a modern day Mrs. Dracula to walk the blood-red carpet in fabrics so tight, I’m sucking in just fantasizing about them and shapes so pointy I’m covering my jugular with both hands. The Creeper Jacket by Veda mimics the angular detailing near the neckline in a more approachable manner, while singer Leona Lewis models the style as a dominatrix in disDress.
Beware, danger ahead. While they might call her Stacy, the most curvaceous Black Eyed Pea is a stunner in an all over be-studded couture gown. Considering her regimented leg workout (she recently confessed to having hubby Josh Duhamel build a set of stairs for her daily lunges) she deserves a slit cut high enough for all the world to admire the end result. We can’t all have a personal staircase, stair master, or Josh Duhamel for that matter, but a suggestive cut-out, form fitting LBD lunges for the same effect. With the Madonna dress by Jen’s Pirate Booty, the famously petite part of the female figure is highlighted—peek-a-boo, I see a waist.
Lady-like leathers and silver-studs transcend night attire alone. While its capacity doesn’t exceed the second letter in the alphabet, bags, belts, and biker coats have been infiltrated. So even when the red carpet is being dry cleaned, you can carry a touch of tough daily.