Birthday’s-A-Comin’!
I just refuse to apologize for my lack of posting on here as of late so y’all can just suck it up. All 5 of you, okay?! I’ve just recently acquired the balls to get a second job seeing as I’m taking this semester off in school. It’s a fabulous bakery based out of Houston called Crave Cupcakes thus far I have really been enjoying it, they pay really well and it’s just about the easiest thing since Lindsay Lohan. Still have my other job bartending/cocktailing/waiting tables for the moment. I’ve been there for about a month now and words can’t describe how much I just love it to pieces! Although I don’t remember the last day I had off… Do you know what that feels like? Tiring, but I actually am enjoying the fact that I’m constantly doing something and making money all the while. Doesn’t give me much time for a social life but I squeeze in a few hours some nights with the some friends and other fancy company :]. Rare occasions but anything to take my mind off of work I’m ALL OVER…so I just drink…..A LOT. I had a girl at work ask me the other day what I do in my free time when I do get free time and I really sat there for a few seconds and thought about it, laughed and said DRINK. I just wish I loved anything as much as I love beer. I need a steady man in my life, obviously. Any takers?! Hm? No? Okay I think High Life and I were getting pretty serious anyway… I suppose my weeks consist of about 3 things now, work, drinking, and counting down the days until Sunday when just about everything I love on television comes on…seeing as my favorite show just had it’s finale a couple of weeks ago which crushed me. 35 more weeks until more of THIS, y’all:
Now to replace the void in my life without True Blood I have filled it with East Bound & Down, Dexter, Desperate Housewives and Sons of Anarchy. Altogether it does enough to not make my heart hurt so much. Until I see a picture of my Alexander Skarsgard. Drool. Enough about this shit, GATOS!
Now onto the fact that my birthday is October 16, 2010. Mark it in your iPhones, blackberries, all 2 of you with flip phones, other shitty phones that I don’t even realize exist anymore or OH MY GOOD GOD if you still own one of those hang on your wall calendars for the love of all that you find holy mark this shit down. Because THIS is my birthday wish list. I’d like it completely fulfilled and if you cannot well I suppose I will resort to sugardaddy.com.
I’ll start with the easy items first! (clicking on the pictures will take you straight to the websites)
Now, for a 3 day weekend pass you can obviously see it’s ONLY $150.00. Pocket change, y’all. Get into it. Now if you’re really trying to impress me or get me to raise one of my exquisite eyebrows you could also get me the VIP experience. I would probably end up humping your leg or something else inappropriate along those lines. Just a heads up…you know if you’re uh..into that and…yeah.
I’ve wanted these in the worst way for months I’ve just been broke all the time because I suck. Birthday is a nice time to surprise me with them. :] Foxy Platforms by Jeffrey Campbell $145 You can SURELY click on the picture and it will take you straight to the website you can buy them for me at. Size 8.5 (the run small, don’t you judge me.)
Chica Chola Wedges by Irregular Choice. $152 HOW CAN I NOT OWN THESE?! Seriously. Think about it. Don’t you want to be seen in public with me while I’m wearing them? I wouldn’t only be making myself look fierce you would be fierce by association. Now take THAT into consideration.
Now, I’ve wanted these since the moment they popped up on the internets but at first they were nearly double the price they are now. These beauties are the Zoe Boots by Sam Edelman and continuing on with that whole fierce theory I had with the previous pieces of art above just imagine that only MORE fierce. I could do some serious damage in these! Oh the possibilities! I get giddy just thinking about it. $198
Glasgow Boots $78 Now with winter-a-comin’ I will need some nice casual boots to keep my ugly feet warm, correct? I just love these and have already decided on 16 different outfits they would be perfect for sooo uh…don’t disappoint me. It’s very easy to do. FYI.
$210.00, Creative Recreation Vita Stacked Wedge. I know what you’re thinking and no these are not just a Foxy Platform copy. They are different and equally as fabulous and I need them just as bad. Mmmm mm these get me going.
$138.00 Jeffrey Campbell Broome St. Wedges I’m really trying to refrain from posting so many shoes but I have a serious problem and these are seriously giving me a hard on right now. I’m pent up, okay?! Gimme a break. These shoes are what I take my sexual frustrations out on. drrooooooollll.
These classy ladies are by Jeffrey Campbell, of course. $118 look how they just scream “I’M THE CLASSIEST BROAD EVER!” Yet they’re still at a solid 7.5″ I just love them and I don’t usually love things that aren’t black.
Zipped! by Jeffrey Campbell $290.00 Now about keeping my ugly feets warm during this soon to be harsh Houston winter. I just need them. In black of course. I would just die if I owned these. Do you hear me?! DEAD! I want to be buried in my shoes.

A life time supply of cheap Miler High Life would be greatly appreciated. It’s the little things that make me happy, really. Save your money for the shoes :]
I’ve been wanting an AeroGarden for 2 years now. Why do you guys hate me so much? Christ on a cross, y’all! I JUST WANNA GROW MY OWN HERBS AND SHITS! Get into it. Mhm?
Free People- Tea For 2 Dress $98.00 How fancy! The back and sides are just as perfect as all of the pretty going on in the front. We can have a tea party. Eh, Fuck that noise we can spike the tea and see how fancy it gets.
Bodum Double-Walled Chambord French Press $100.00 I don’t think I really need to explain myself.
Corset Sweaterdress from Anthropologie $298.00 but seriously..my hips…this dress. It’s ON.
Glossed Picholine Bag from Anthropologie $428 and because my BCBG purse has finally got kaput on me I figured I needed this mean green fabulous bag in my life. Let’s make it happen. Mkay? Good talk.
I really can’t think of much else that I need other than a Dyson or other practical boring stuff I ask for now because being an adult sucks…just an FYI. I think I found the perfect Halloween costume :]
Ms. Sookie Stackhouse! That or the bride from the Keith Stone commercial but ONLY if I find a hideous wedding dress like that. I’m just not too sure. I may not be any of those but I’m sort of on a time crunch here. Normally I know what I am for halloween in the summer time. We will see, I guess!
Farewell my loves, hope all is at least decent in your lives!
xo









